The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...