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Biblical constipation
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An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
A Letter From Barbie
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Who was drinking more?
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