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Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Cows Earthquake
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The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...