Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...