Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...