The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...