Which drummer?
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Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
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Stolen Car
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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
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Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Darwin Awards
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A play on Computer Lingo.
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