WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.