Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...