How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!