Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...