A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...