Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...