The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...