Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...