Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...