30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...