Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...