A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...