cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....