Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...