Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...