Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...