Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.