These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...