The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...