What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...