The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...