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You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Divorce
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A woman’s three biggest lies.
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Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
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This is my first golf lesson
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