Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...