In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...