You want children?
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Florida driver’s license!
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Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Cheap Date
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Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...