Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...