I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!