Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.