yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...