Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...