The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Tips on Love by Kids!
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...