What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.