Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...