Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...