Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
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Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...