Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...