Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...