Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...