Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...