Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...