May I speak to the conductor
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My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
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A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The wife is not speaking to me
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The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...