Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...