Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...