Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...